Today’s podcast says I like to do strange things. So the next time someone asks, “What did you do over the weekend,” I’m going to squint and say, “Why? What did you hear?”
I’m looking forward to the next time I’m on the bus, and a stranger sits down next to me, Today’s podcast says I’m going to just stare straight ahead, and whisper, “Did you bring the money?”
When a guy volunteers to rub suntan lotion on a beautiful ladies naked back, why isn’t that recognized for what it is… a community service in cancer prevention. WHY NOT! And today’s podcast asks, if all is not lost, where is it?
Language can be confusing. If lawyers can be disbarred, and clergymen can be defrocked, Today’s podcat asks doesn’t that mean that electricians can be delighted, musicians can be denoted and models can be deposed?
I’m a pilot, and sometimes we have to keep an eye on dozens of instruments all at once. I practice that by flying low over nude beaches…ohh look at her…and her and her. Today’s podcast says there are risks about everything.
When you sneeze somebody will say God bless you, or gesundheit, or SOMETHING. But when you cough, nobody says a word. Why is that? We ask lotes of questions like that in today’s podcast. If you have some good answers, please let me know at Dick@DickSummer.com
Women are wonderful. Nobody loves women more than I do. but they do have some limitations. Jars are sometimes a challenge. But today’s podcast explains an even bigger problem. MICE.
Different things scare different people. Today’s podcast says that my Lady Wonder Wench is scared of mice, so it’s up to me to rid us of the rodent. Here’s how I did it.
Today’s podcast is about doing a dirty job that a cat should do. But whenever you need a cat, there’s no cat to be found. Where’s the cat when you most need him?
