Today’s podcast says when I was a kid, the term, “making out” had to do with how you did on an exam in school. There were no Pizza Huts, no McDonalds, and there was no instant coffee. There was a 5 & 10 cent store, and you could really buy things for a nickle.
I was born before television, before penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, contact lenses, frisbees, and The Pill. Today’s podcast admits,there was no radar, no credit cards, no ball point pens, no pantyhose…I was on the air at WNEW in New York late at night and on the log was a live commercial for panty hose…I’d never heard of panty hose, and I almost didn’t do the commercial because I thought someone was goofing on me.
Today’s podcast says, “Take courage…even if you don’t really feel it. Pretend you do. People can’t tell the difference, and pretty soon you won’t be able to feel the difference either.” You either make dust or you eat dust. Sing your song, get your tatoo.
Today’s podcast says it’s good to be self centered…in the sence that you take control of your attitude instead of letting society…which is basically…other people…take control of your attitude…usually by trying to administer a big squirt of guilt
Today’s podcast is based on a memory. I used to do a seminar called the Take Control Patrol. It was based on my idea that we can take control of our lives by taking control of our attitudes. We can’t always help what happens to us, but we can help what we do about what happens to us. Some people say that’s manupilation, and manupilation wears off. I tell those people that lots of things wear off. Taking a bath wears off. So does eating dinner. But they’re good things to do anyway.
Today’s posdcast says, Monday is a terrible way to spend 1/ 7th of your life. I like to look at ads on Mondays…because you can usually find a little something to put a smile on your face in the ads. Here’s one…Women’s clothing 50% off…all right. Good idea. That would make things prettier around here.
Today’s podcast says…it sometiomes seems that life just tries to suck the jelly out of my donut. Especially on Mondays. Monday is a terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life. I must confess that I’m not a fan of Mondays.
Today’s podcast says it’s time to admit that I have been four different guys in my lifetime. Dickie, Richard, Dick and Mr. Summer. And I wonder if eventually I’ll fiind a fifth guy.
