Dick Summer Connection

Netflix is now asking employees not to look at one another for more than five seconds. They are also forbidding employees to flirt, give lingering hugs or ask each other for personal phone numbers. Today’s podcast figures that’s a little much.

Today’s podcast is about being a man. “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head straight for your hips. If they could send one man to the moon, why can’t they send all of them there? The reason it takes a million sperm to fertilize one egg is that the sperm won’t ask directions. Men are like government bonds. They take a very long time to mature.” But in the end it still comes down to, “What do people want most out of life?”

Today’s podcast is about being a man. It’s getting confusing for lots of people right now. The thesaurus says other words for manly are, audacious, bold, brave, confident, daring, firm, heroic, self reliant, stud, vigorous & virile. I especially liked that “Stud” part.

If you’re going to be up late tonight, maybe out drinking with the guys, please give a listen to WBZ Radio (1030 AM) around 11PM. I’ll be talking about today’s podcast with Morgan White, the TRIVIA MAN, and I’d love to have you join us.

So…I opened the window, smiled, and looked up. Today’s podcast explains that you never know when that Google satellite is going to zoom over your house taking pictures.

Some people try to have children by killing a grasshopper in the house. Seriously. Today’s podcast is about alternate methods.

The soft sounds of a Summer night, are made by sexy little guy bugs looking for a girl friend. Today’s podcast is about putting that soft, sexy Summer sound to work on New Years Eve…to get the evening off to a good, sexy start.

Everybody seems to be up tight. And when you’re all tense, you tend to take it out on your friends and relatives. Today’s podcast is about a soft Summer sound that can help you calm down.

The night sounds of Summer are made by tiny bugs. Today’s podcast is about those soft Summer sounds. I guess all animals make sounds, but these are head spinners. Give a listen please.

Some of the night sounds of the summer are in today’s podcast. Hard to believe that all those soft sounds are made by some one ounce crickets. Seems to me that they’d have to be about 100 pounds to make all that sound. And a 100 pound cricket is an ugly thought. There are lots of giggles in this podcast. And giggles are good. So pull up your favorite easy chair and enjoy.