Dick Summer Connection

Once upon a time there was a guy…being “Guy Stupid.” I was that guy. I was so stupid this time that I thought I was going to lose my Lady Wonder Wench. Wow. I was that guy stupid, but luckily, she was a Lady Smart. It’s an interesting story. Give a listen to today’s DickSummer.com/podcast please.

My Lady Wonder Wench was driving on a turnpike wearing a sexy sweater and very short shorts. Stopping at a toll booth, she looked up at the young guy taking the tolls, and said, “You look lonely.” Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast says you could hear the guys glands clashing

My Mom actually asked to borrow my car one Summer day. She had to sit on a pillow to see out over the dashboard. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast says at least she didn’t need to use a mattress.

My Lady Wonder Wench was dressed a bit…provocatively. When she lookedup at the young toll taker she said, “My, you look lonely.” For what happened next, give this DickSummer.com/podcast a listen.

One Summer, my mom asked to borrow my car. She was a…creative…driver. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast admits that she had to sit on a cushion to see over the dashboard. Yikes.

Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast admits that the women in my family all like to drive. Mom’s version is “Point the car where you want to go and hit the gas.”

I someties envy Mr. Story Man with his white fedora and his sexy stories. One of them is in today’s DickSummer.com/podcast. I’d like to get my Lady Wonder Wench to think I’m as sexy as he is.

Do I get nervous because my Lady Wonder wench thinks her nightly visitor, Mr. Story Man is very sexy. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast says…of course I’m not nervous…most nights…sometimes.

Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast admits that I sometimes envy how sexy my Lady Wonder Wench finds Mr. Story man’s stories. One of them is in this podcast.

Mr. Story Man comes arouund here every night, wearing his white fedora. My Lady Wonder Wench thinks he’s a lot sexier than I am as he undresses her for bed. Today’s DickSummer.com/podcast explains why I don’t mind…usually.