Dick Summer Connection

September 30th, 2016

Taking time to smell the flowers this week. Today’s podcast might be worth a listen.

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Dick Summer Connection

September 28th, 2016

I’m on vacation. Will be back in about a week. If somebody says, “The World Trade Center,” you will have a hard time avoiding seeing the ghosts of what happened on 9-11. But here’s a picture of what the WTC looked like when it was being built. Sunrise/Sunset.  You might enjoy today’s podcast.wtc-construction

Dick Summer Connection

September 27th, 2016

I’m on vacation. Be back in about a week. You might enjoy today’s podcast. Here’s a picture of the kind of fence we need to build against other people’s ideas.

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Dick Summer Connection

September 26th, 2016

Opposites attract. Men and women. OPPOSITES not just different. Check today’s podcast please. If you think this sign is funny you are probably a man.

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Dick Summer Connection

September 25th, 2016

Men and women aren’t just different sexes. We’re opposite sexes. Like positive and negative…two opposite poles in a battery. Today’s podcast explains why that’s why when we get together sparks fly and a current starts flowing.

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Dick Summer Connection

September 24th, 2016

Guys, if you have social plans with a lady this weekend, please listen to today’s podcast. It could save you a lot of trouble.

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Dick Summer Connection

September 23rd, 2016

It’s T.G.I.F which means it’s time for Dick’s Details…a bunch of totally un-important stuff from the podcast for you to stuff in one ear so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s keeping you awake out the other ear, and you can nod off comfortably to sleep. The smart guys in the white lab coats at Penn State University just said that in the next century, there will be not two, but six or seven sexes. Which would confuse the hell out of me, but for single guys, it will probably make getting a date on Saturday night a lot easier. Another smart guy in a white lab coat at Penn State University says if you want to keep from having pains in your back, do what they do in India. Sit cross legged at least fifteen minutes a day. That’s what they do in India. Then they can’t stand up of course. And we always thought they were just short. The word secretary comes from the word secret. It used to be that a secretary would write down the personal, very private thoughts of her boss. When my Lady Wonder Wench was my secretary, if she were writing down my personal very private thoughts about her, she could have slammed me with a very large sexual harassment suit. She didn’t. So I married her. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind.

A little house keeping here, if you like the podcasts , or the spoken word cds at www.dicksummer.com, or my book “Staying Happy Healthy And Hot” please tell a couple of friends. They might like them too, and you’ll be doing me a favor. Thanks a lot.

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Dick Summer Connections

September 22nd, 2016

All women ask 2 amazing questions in today’s podcast. And a guy better have the right answers.

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Dick Summer Connection

September 21st, 2016

Things are not always what they seem to be. Check the picture below. Guys, women will ask you two seemingly simple questions, and you better have good answers. That’s what today’s podcast is about.

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Dick Summer Connection

September 20th, 2016

The two great questions that every guy with a wife/girl friend is going to get hit with are in today’s podcast. Along with a couple of possible answers. This is the kind of material that should lead every network newscast.

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