Dick Summer Connection

February 20th, 2018

Mother Nature is a vixen in February. She gives us a peek at springtime, like today and then giggles and slams the cold back in. Like a dancing lady with black lace undies. Today’s podcast explains my heartbreaking baby-hood. I was born in February, just below the Arctic Circle, in Brooklyn New York. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to nurse through a wool sweater? I’m pretty sure that was the beginning of my lifelong feelings of rejection. It will make me feel much more…needed…if you give a listen.

 

 

Dick Summer Connection

February 19th, 2018

I am so looking forward to Spring. Mother Nature is teasing us today. Spring like temperatures. But I know it’s a fake out. Today’s podcast includes a very warm memory of a day at the beach. Slather on some sun screen, turn up your speakers, and give a listen please.

Dick Summer Connection

February 18th, 2018

The word is FebRRRuary. BRRR. As in cold. I hate it when people forget the BRRR in FebRRRuary. Say it out loud once, and you’ll hear what I mean. Today’s podcast says don’t forget the BRRR. If you went to a bar and ordered a brewski, you wouldn’t accept a bewski would you? Of course not. Now all together please… FebRRRuary. Thank you. And please give a listen to today’s podcast.It’ll help you feel a little better about the COLD!

Dick Summer Connection

February 17th, 2018

Give a listen to today’s podcast guys, and learn the simple sizzling sex secret that made Bergman give Bogart everything he wanted in Casablanca. You will never have to put up with cold kisses again. 

Dick Summer Connection

February 16th, 2018

It’s Friday which means it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s making you nuts out the other ear, and you can grab a grin and win. P.T. Barnum staged the first beauty contest. Now there’s a bright guy for you. I bet he probably went hanging around the mall with a clip board asking, “Hello my dear. You are gorgeous. How would you like to come up to my place and audition for my… beauty contest. It’s my contest, and as I said, you’re gorgeous. Filthy, filthy old man. Why didn’t I think of that? If the answer is “Take yours off with him” what is the question? Don’t know do you. I’ll tell you in a minute. This Summer there will be a Testicle Festival in the great state of Montana. I’m not making this up. Can you imagine what the floats will look like? The average American kid uses 730 crayons by the time he’s 10. 730 crayons and 7 or 8 walls. If the answer is “Take yours off with him” the question is how can you win a bet with somebody that he can’t even take his shirt off by himself.” Take yours off with him. I just realized that probably wouldn’t be a good idea for the ladies listening. Dick’s Details. They take your mind off your mind. A little housekeeping here…if you like these podcasts, or my spoken word story CDs at www.dicksummer.com , or my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot at Amazon dot com, please tell a couple of friends because they might like them too, and you’d be doing me a favor. Thank you very much.

Dick Summer Connection

February 15th, 2018

A verbal backrub? Are you kidding? No I’m not. Check today’s podcast for a backrub without hands. It’ll relax you, and up your creativity. (Yeah, I know…up yours too.) 

Dick Summer Connection

February 14th, 2018

Today’s podcast is a Valentine’s Day story. Happy Hearts and Flowers…and lots of lovely love.

Dick Summer Connection

February 13th, 2018

Today’s podcast  gives you a back rub. Seriously. A back rub without using hands. Give it a listen, and let it peel away a lot of years. 

Dick Summer Connection

February 12th, 2018

Today’s podcast gives you a back rub. Really. Listen carefully enough and you will feel like it is rubbing your back.

Dick Summer Connection

February 11th, 2018

Today’s podcast is a reminder that Wednesday is the one day during the year devoted just to love…without breaking your bank. It’s a little like a lustful Christmas. It’s a little like a “REALLY LISTEN” day.