Good Night Podcast
Dick Summer
Good Night Podcast
"Good Night" puts a smile on your face, tells you a bedtime story, chucks the day's problems, gives you a verbal back rub and tucks you in for a safe, sound, good night's sleep.
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Episodes
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Episode 600May 20, 2018Guys Grunt
This podcast is about a problem most guys have. They mostly grunt at ladies. Then they spit and scratch. But Louie Louie Generation guys like me, spin stories for our ladies instead. We know that ladies like stories. And we like ladies.
"Once upon a time" it is said, a little Louie Louie Generation frog told a wonderful story he called "Ribit-Ribit" to a princess. "Ribit-Ribit" was all he said. But it made her smile. He was just a little frog, but she liked his "Ribit-Ribit"story so much that she kissed him, and he instantly turned into a prince, complete with a fancy carriage.
At least that's what the Princess told her mother when she walked into the bedroom and found that handsome young man in there with her daughter. Mom wasn't buying it. She had the frog's carriage toad away. It's really tough being a guy. We do the best we can with what we have to offer. But it is a problem. There's a story in this podcast about a lady who met a hard guy, and what happened one night. It's a story worth hearing.
Episode 599May 13, 2018Fun With Fantasies
It's called "Junk Mail." But think of the fun fantasies it can start going in your head. The Lands End catalog for example has a picture of a bunch of guys standing around in their underwear. A few pages away are a bunch of ladies standing around in their underwear. In my fantasy, I could hear one of the ladies whisper something to me. When I listened more carefully, I could hear what she was saying. "Why doesn't that guy close the magazine so we could get together with those guys and..party." Fantasies can be so much fun. Give a listen and get some of your best going.
Episode 598May 06, 2018The Magic Of Maybe
"Shazam" is a fake magic word. "Maybe" is a real magic word. You can say "Shazam" till you run out of breath and nothing will happen. You won't get a fancy cape and the ability to fly. But when you say "Maybe" and mean it, just once, your mighty imagination fires up and goes to work. "Maybe" can change everything for you.
I am sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair, looking across the room at my lovely Lady Wonder Wench. She just came out of a shower. She's wearing a towel wrapped around her hair, her soft, blue bathrobe, and her two piece. That's her bedroom slippers...her two piece.
Sometimes she slinks around here wearing just her two piece...and through the years, those have been some of my luckiest, happiest times. We've been together for a long time. And I sometimes wonder how I got so lucky. There were lots of maybes involved. It's like Stephen Hawking said: "The most exciting words in physics aren't ‘Now we know', the most exciting words in physics are "How come?" "How come" is another way of saying "Maybe."
The first answer to my question about how I got so lucky to have her in my life, that comes to my feverish mind is sex. But then I remember that Big Louie, the head guy of the Louie Louie generation always claims that, "Sex is never the answer". Louie says "Sex is often the question. And if you get lucky the answer is sometimes yes."
Episode 597Apr 29, 2018Men's and Women's Shower Differences
Big Louie's Six Satisfactions are, Sex, Steak, Shower, Smile, and Snooze. We've managed to get half of them in this one podcast. Can you guess which half? Give a listen and see if you're right.
Episode 596Apr 22, 2018Keeping Connected With You
Lots of stories here. One is about an answering machine with a message I didn't want to hear. Another is about a woman from a long time ago. There's a little truth about both stories.
Episode 595Apr 15, 2018The Story Man
The Story Man tries to tell his tale so you feel like you're in the story. That way, you'll feel like you always have his company, and you'll never have to be lonely.
Episode 594Apr 08, 2018How to Get a Girl's Attention
Give a listen to the 20 most important ways to get girl's attention. "Girls" in the sense of human female people of any age. I went to Fordham, and they didn't have girls there at the time. THESE ARE THINGS I HAD TO LEARN FROM HARD EXPERIENCE.
Episode 593Apr 01, 2018Doctor's Orders
I am sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room with an ear worm that won't go away. An ear worm is a piece of music that keeps going around in your mind, and won't go away.
My ear worm started when I was reading an editorial in The Week magazine that says "Even with everything going for us, America isn't very happy. Loneliness is an epidemic, pain killers are killing US, and way too many of us are loading up on junk food and weapons."
My ear worm is driving me nuts. Time to call in a doctor. My choice of doctors for this ear worm is Doctor Bobby McFerrin. Doctor Bobby McFerrin's doctor degree is from the Berklee College of Music. Doctor McFerrin wrote and recorded a song in 1988 that says, "In every life we have some trouble, but when you worry you make it double." Doctor McFerrin's prescription is in the title he gave the song. "Don't Worry Be Happy." It's a musical way of saying what Big Louie has been teaching for a couple of years in my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. Available at amazon dot com...shameless plug.
Episode 592Mar 25, 2018Sex is Good
We have a winner in the Summer Stumper contest. Laurel Juthe from Massachusetts. "What is it that is of no use to an airplane, but the airplane cannot fly without it?" Laurel nailed it. She said, NOISE. And she's right. I'm sending her a check for $1 million...postdated to the year 2525. It's a good thing she's young so she can hope to enjoy it.
Believe it or not, some young people enjoy sex more than money. Can't say that I blame them.
These were the last 10 episodes.
There are 600 episodes of the Good Night podcast.
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